I like empids (no not the American flycatchers, though I like those too), I'm on about the Empididae flies. Though, very much like the birds, I haven't actually seen too many of them before. Twitching the Alder Fly in Cornwall was a very pleasing experience, especially watching LGRE being forcibly told to piss off whilst trying to collect money "for the farmer" (wrong bucket, more likely it was just his petrol money home we all reckoned. Plus we'd already paid into the right bucket). But I digress, back to the flies.
As you will hopefully be aware, this year I have been challenged by The Ghost to see which of the two of us amasses the largest combined beetle and fly yearlist. It's just a bit of fun with the idea being that we both gain a bit more knowledge in these two groups. Empididae belongs in the infraorder Eremoneura - Empidoidea which itself comprises the families Atelestidae (2 British species), Hybotidae (182 species), Empididae (208 species), Brachystomatidae (4 species) and finally Dolichopodidae (305 species), all of which amounts to a very healthy 701 species. Of which I've seen maybe ten. Max.
Luckily, I own a copy of the British Flies Vol.6 Empididae Pt 2 Hybotinae Empidinae (except Hilara), published way back in 1961. It's a bit of a beast of a book to navigate but it does seem exceptionally good, despite the numerous changes in nomenclature that have taken place these past 60 odd years.
Anyway, I netted a male empid and did my best with it. Here's a pic of the beast in question
It's a rather smart looking critter, though only 5 or 6mm in length |
One feature that immediately caught my eye was the looped 'thing' at the rear of the abdomen. I briefly wondered if it had somehow flown away with part of the female genitalia still attached. A closer look left me almost as baffled. Just....why???
Oooh! 'ello big boy... |
Yep, that's exactly what you think it is - that's a penis. I bet he's a hit with the ladies! Once I'd finally finished trying to imagine how that thing is even manoeuvred into position, I thought it would be a good idea to see why the family are colloquially known as daggerflies (and no, it's not because of the size of their dick!)
The sharp end of a daggerfly |
These are a family of predatory hunting flies. They sit on a leaf or some such watching and waiting for a passing fly, then grapple it in mid-air, hold it securely in the powerful front legs and jab that flipping great proboscis into the hapless victim before sucking it dry. Males typically use these hapless victims as a pre-nuptial gift for the females, smooth charmers that they are. I've often seen a pair of empids in cop with the dead 'prezzie' on full display, the overall impression being that of a somewhat macabre ménage à trois.
This fly's hugely elongated 'chuck it over yer shoulder' penis, combined with the three blackish stripes across the top of the thorax quickly helped to identify it as a male Empis trigramma, a common and widespread springtime/early summer daggerfly - yet the first I've identified.
I also swept a female that looks to be the same species, plus a much larger brown empid that I fully expect will run to Empis tessellata. Then there are the several far smaller hybotids that I swept from long grass/bluebell/bracken understorey. I bet they don't run through the keys quite so easily. Platypalpus is my stab in the dark (see what I did there?)
So daggerflies are now on my yearlist for dipteran families, which puts me even further ahead of The Ghost. Whatever is he playing at, the silly phantom?